Let me tell you about my mom. My mom has access to the wonder of AOL Instant Messenger, and takes advantage of the fact that she can use it. Often, she'll leave me messages while I'm away, and some of them are very funny. In the spirit of Mother's day (coming this sunday!), I thought I'd share a few of them with you ( Read more... )

Tonight mom and I went to Coldstone (after TGI Friday's, yes, we went there anyway) for dessert. In the parking lot were a group of high schoolers gathered around their car, windows down, blasting music. The music? Frank Sinatra ( Read more... )

A Family Guy Movie. Direct-to-DVD, feature-length... that is awesome.

I rediscovered the Mae Shi today.... so that's awesome.

It's Tiff's birthday today, soooooo that's awesome. (happy birthday!)

My mom finished off my Cap'n Morgan's rum sometime... that's not so awesome.

Wow, it's a pretty slow day. *streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch*

Mom: so did i go to "mah" cuz you are now from New york ( Read more... )

I'm just sitting here, working on my paper, when my mom messages me:

Mom: what?
daph Penguin: what?
Mom: i thought you ...
daph Penguin: no.
Mom: uh.... ok
daph Penguin: ...
daph Penguin: what?
Mom: nothin
daph Penguin: o...kay....

Mom: and they took my "extra" cable away this morning
Mom: wah
daph Penguin: aww
daph Penguin: sorry 'bout that
Mom: no biggie
Mom: GNITE
Mom: oops gnite
daph Penguin: haha
daph Penguin: goodnight.

Mom (playing some game on her computer): Bonus!
Mom: I'm going to name my next cat bonus.

( this broom )